What’s worse than a 12-hour shift at work? Watching all 5 of the Twilight Saga movies. Whether it’s Kristen Stewart’s mouth being wide open through every scene, or Rob Pattinson glowing with sparkly glitter rubbed all over his body, there’s probably nothing worse than sexual teenage vampire dialogue.
Not to mention, they decided to make 5 movies out of it, progressively beating the sexy, pale, young vampire fetish into the earth.
Edward or Jacob? Jacob or Edward? Please, make the madness stop.