You’ll wish a book thief would come and steal away this book after reading just a few chapters of it. What looks to be a promising and exciting read quickly turns south when the plot fails to move, in any direction, for what seems to be endless pages. 

In a world where dragons, sex, aliens, and vampires can get just about anyone excited at home after a long day of work, what on earth went wrong with The Book Thief? It’s not finish-able – at least not for us, anyway. Good luck!